The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokeh wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the crot next morning, bokep she crot rolled bokep her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex crot worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread crot - the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In memek other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And bokep bokep bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently bokep sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', memek and crot that women were prone to what bokep they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the memek greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was memek like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based bokep on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen porn to copulate.

bokeh If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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